hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like.
Not even joking.
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
Always reblog fucking love this
This little scene broke my heart. The girl who believed in nargles, in wrackspurts and blibbering humdingers, has become the girl who believed no more.
i tHINK IM GOING TO START CRYING NW
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
A white girl walks into a Starbucks and orders a cup of coffee. She tells the barista that her name is Primrose Everdeen. Her coffee is ready and the barista calls out “Primrose Everdeen”. Suddenly Liam Hemsworth appears and kills everybody with a bomb.
ARE YOU SATAN
The Entire Plot of Disney-Pixar’s Ratatoulie
At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song
I agree. It’s the best.
